An article written by Mr. Yasir Pirzada in Urdu for the Daily Jang Newspaper on 20th March 2024; Translated & Modified by Muhammad Faran Khan.
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It is now certain that the world system can not function without my darling leader. Whether in prison or outside, he is always in the news. There is no social meet-up where he is not mentioned, and no conversation happens without his name coming up. If the world is a town, then he is the talk of it, present here, there, and everywhere. On one hand, there are his opponents, sick of him, clueless about how to break the spell of his charm. On the other hand, there are his fans, who just don’t need to listen to anything against him. The world wonders what kind of “Expelliarmus” this “Expendable” has, that has made people crazy, even though there was no significant progress during his tenure, and the promises he made were not fulfilled. But despite this, his popularity hasn’t budged an inch; even his wrong moves are directly proportional to his ever-growing popularity. From attacking state institutions to disappearing/misplacing secretive documents, all sorts of ridiculous accusations were leveled at him, and strange cases were made, but none could make him scared, bent, or negotiating; even now, there are countless cases against my beloved leader, and he is facing the worst state repression.
His opponents can meet the death angel, but the desire to find a frown as an expression of worry on his face will never come true; he stands tall, and his attitude metaphorically mocks his opponents.
The interesting thing is that he is out of power, but it seems that the real power is with him, be it in newspapers or TV programs; he is in the headlines everywhere.
“No name falls from lips, no titles declared, Yet in the silent echoes, your presence is evident.”
Yes, yes, you have rightly guessed. My darling leader is none other than Donald Trump.
In a democratic country, it is far beyond imagination that a former president should be thrown out of the election race on technical grounds by being involved in cases. The weekly Atlantic has laid bare all the cases against my leader. Looking at these cases, it seems as if the state has no choice but to make the people hate Donald Trump at all costs, but the original residential address of my darling leader is in the hearts of the people.
How do poets usually depict this situation?
Let me tell you,
“Though he may vanish from sight, his presence lingers within the depths of the heart; how will you remove him from the hearts?”
By the way, reading about these cases makes me laugh. The lawsuit filed in New York, fined Mr. Statesman $355 million, alleging that he lied about the value of his wealth and assets. Nothing can be more ridiculous, ignorant, and stupid than this. All of you tell me one thing, how does the respected leader know the true value of his properties scattered all over America? Here in Pakistan, people do not reveal the true value of a five-marla house, and you want to punish ‘Führer’ for why he is that rich.
Well! Listen to the next case. A woman named Carol accused my Beloved Führer in 2019, of raping her in a Manhattan department store, although my leader denied this absurd accusation, the Courts still ordered the woman to be paid five million US Dollars, and when my leader denied being blackmailed, the Court made another case and ordered another $83 million fine on him. This is an open secret for the entire world that the ‘Führer’ has such a Casanova characteristic that countless women follow him and want to be an escort for him, and he never tries to hide and reject this because my leader is not a pseudo like other politicians.
By the way, I didn’t find it sane and convincing; why would my leader ignore his hotel suite rooms and go wild in some department store? Cherry on top, the survivor of the alleged molestation remembered thirty years later that she had been raped? All this is a conspiracy to extort money from my beloved leader and blackmail him, but my leader is not afraid of these things.
The United States Department of Justice has also filed a case against my leader that he took sensitive/secretive national security documents with him and did not return them when he left the presidency. What should I say about it now? My leader was not a coward; he was the president of the superpower of the world. Did he leave the White House with a box of documents on his head? and at that time, was he wearing a disappearing cloth? Come on, guys, get a life, and have mercy.
Do you know about the lawsuits in which my leader is accused of inciting his supporters to rig Capitol Hill in 2020 to prevent the election results from being stolen? What can I say about these cases?
My darling leader’s speech is on record in which he ‘guided’ his workers to protest ‘peacefully’ for the protection of their pivotal constitutional rights. Anyway, there is no doubt that the 2020 US presidential election was stolen, and Joe Biden is a fake president. If it is a crime to call Biden a fake president, then the darling leader will commit this crime again, and again, and again. Apart from this, there is a long list of so-called allegations being spread in the media to defame my leader so that he can not contest the elections.
Everyone, be mindful. He is an indomitable spirit that can not be quenched!
The fact is, the popularity of my leader has kept the opponents sleepless; they are clueless about how to discredit his narratives. Sometimes, they taunt that only ignorant people like ‘Rednecks’ vote for him, and sometimes they comfort themselves by saying that Trump’s future will be over after the conviction in these cases. These people are simply unaware of my beloved Führer’s unbelievable luck. My leader is not afraid of these tactics. He is an iron man. If you don’t believe it, check out his X (Twitter) account, where he has more than 80 million followers. Is there anyone who can compete with him? He is far ahead, and all his opponents are crawling at the distance of a light year.
The last time he posted on X, he wrote, “Never surrender.” That day since and today, my leader is standing firm!
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